“Beware the irrational, however seductive. Shun the ‘transcendent’ and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself. Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don’t be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish. Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Suspect your own motives, and all excuses. Do not live for others any more than you would expect others to live for you.” 
― Christopher Hitchens

Goodness I miss this man. Look at that handsome devil! He used to babysit Olivia Wilde. If that isn’t ballin I don’t know what is. 

"One time I went to Bed Bath & Beyond and I didn’t have a coupon. People talked about me in line. ‘He doesn’t have a coupon. Is he all right? You don’t think he’s dangerous, do you?’ One lady felt sorry for me. ‘You don’t have a coupon? Do you know how to get home? Is your name in your jacket?’"

Thanks for all the laughs Johnny, you were a gem.

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